No longer content to be cryptic stock symbols resigned to the back of the business section of the newspaper, corporations are coming out, and they’re loud and proud. When the Supreme Court removed all financial limits on their right of free speech in Citizens United, we knew we would be hearing more from our corporate brethren. Even Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, recently stood up for these misunderstood bastions of capitalism by boldly declaring “Corporations are people!”
Some may be uncomfortable with the notion of multi-conglomerates as their next door neighbors, or fearful of the kind of influence these behemoths could wield. However, this could be a terrific boon for churches, which have been suffering from declining memberships and contributions. If corporations are considered people, this opens up a whole new mission field of souls that need to be saved – and these souls come wrapped in expensive suits with big budgets and disposable incomes. (more…)



